Wed 9 Aug 2006
The Glebe Siege: Day 2
Posted by Sean under Australia , Creatures , Glebe , SydneyRobert Frisk
Glebe, NSW
Associated Press
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After 24 hours the situation here in Glebe is just as dire as it was yesterday. The stalemate has continued with neither side making any progress forward. The Spider has retreated about 18 inches back from the front but he’s still there. Still disgusting. Still waiting to pounce. It seems the OttoSean Empire has constructed some sort of poor man’s Maginot Line: a towel was placed at the base of the door to prevent any incursions into OttoSean-Controlled Area; there have also been reports that chemical weapons were brought up to the front. The situation is in fact escalating and it’s only a matter of time before one of the two sides does something incredibly rash.
August 9th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
Hasn’t Amanda taught you the ‘point, shoot + whack’ technique?
Point mortein/insect spray at spider, shoot till it drops to the ground, then whack it with rolled up newspaper/shoe.
August 10th, 2006 at 12:01 am
The only answer is to completely eliminate the threat posed by the militant arachnid force. You should respond with a massive campaign that not only encompasses your apartment and hallway, but the rest of your building as well, thus restoring stability to the region. The Umiked States stands (several thousand miles) behind you in your stance against this clear provokation. Together we will make a better world for all freedom-loving people.
August 10th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
The Umiked States
haha
thats almost as good as OSeania
August 11th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Seangolia?
August 13th, 2006 at 10:29 am
You have FAR too much time on your hands!!!
Whatever happened to a good whack with a broom and a massive hunk of paper towels to clean up the carcass? Just remember…they usually have a mate hanging out nearby and boy, is this one going to have it in for you!!!
Sleep well!
Mom
February 9th, 2007 at 9:56 am
This comment is the best one yet. I am still laughing. Maginot Line = AMAZING!