WHAT’S WEAK THIS WEEK

1. Trying to get a cab at 2am on a Saturday night on George Street in Sydney

When you’re not avoiding being run-over by speeding jackasses with those “cool” Aussie mullets blasting “Sandstorm” by Da Rude in their crappy little import cars, you are avoiding puddles of vomit on the sidewalk. And of course, all the cabs are full already. The one bonus is when you get to see a girl in a car honk at the police vehicle in front of her and watch the cop get out of his truck looking pissed off and slowly marching back to her door. I hope she wet herself.

But yes….trying to get a cab….

LAME

2. U2

Stadium gigs? My girl is not happy.

In the LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME of love……

3. Today’s hangover

I didn’t feel sick at all, but no energy. Also led to me not cooking a very good meal tonight.

Lame for making me lame all day today.